You're so ugly that even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Guys, we gotta stop telling these jokes. They are getting out of h- oh wait no .... Continue.
Yo daddy so stupid, he threw a Father’s Day party at the orphanage.
What did the Catholic priest say to the other Catholic priest as they entered the orphanage? Let’s us prey.
Yo mama so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
You're so fat, when someone calls you fat, you get depressed and cut you a slice of cake.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Yo mama so fat, she made Fat Albert jealous!
