SOS jokes

Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"

Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"

Why are so many people making fun of people with wheelchairs?

Because they can’t stand up for themselves.

I wish I could follow you, though.

But you need an account so I could follow you, but you don't have one. :'(

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

You're so skinny that when you're driving, you have to put the seat forward to reach the pedals. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

Emos are dark people....

...So why are they all white?

Goths are even darker...

SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

I'm so emo, my blood is black.

Your mom's a whore, and so are you!

Your hairline is so bad, it's not even McDonald's, it's Dixy Chicken!

Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.

I'm an orphan, so kidnap me.

Why are orphans so sad?

Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."

Yo hairline so ugly, it looks like a newfound constellation.

Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!