SOS jokes
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Why does Struan smell so awful? Because he is friends with Jerp.
My country is so corrupt that it voted me as the most sexiest man.
Victory assured, I will continue like that till I'm six feet under.
Yo hairline is so bad it looks like a fat person's stomach.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
"Dream, yo mama so ugly, when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out!"
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bartender here?"
So Mungus.
Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.