Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
SOS Jokes
Yo mama so fat and old, she's the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs!
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he just asked her to move.
Bro, yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap her out of existence.
You're so skinny when you lift up weights, you fall through your asshole.
Your hairline is so far back that it dated back to 13 BC.
Yo mama so fat when the doctor saw her weight on the scale he said, "I asked for your weight, not your phone number!"
I am so depressed! I get jealous when my phone dies.
My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"
Your mama is so ugly! Ghostface from Scream won't even make that call!
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Your mama is so ugly, she summoned Bloody Mary.
She handed her an application through the mirror.
Your mama is so stupid, her phone died, so she buried it in the backyard!
I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOLπ€£
Your mom's so fat, she fell.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your mama smells so bad that everytime she goes outside, she gets ticketed for pollution. She's so ugly that everytime she looks out a window, she gets arrested for mooning.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Your mama is so fat, even God couldn't raise her spirit.
Your mama is so fat.
She steps on the scales. She has to return in a couple days to get the results.
