Sonic Speed jokes

Why was Sonic fast?

To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.

Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!

Red: snooore, snoooore

Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*

Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*

Chuck VS RED

Both LOSE!

Sonic can run around the world in a second. I can do it in 0.5, but Chuck Norris has already done it before us.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?

Gotta Go Fast!

I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!