Sonic Speed jokes
I’d pound your mom so fast, even Sonic would get jealous!
Why was Sonic fast?
To be rolling around at the speed of sound, got places to go, gotta follow my lead.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!