Sogginess jokes

My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.

I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.

What is the epitome of being quick on the draw?

Coming both first and last in the same round of "soggy biscuit".

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

I cry a lot for someone who isn’t even properly hydrated.

I lent a hot girl my umbrella yesterday. That takes the number of girls I've made wet this year to -1.

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.