Soda Can jokes

What do you call a soda can’s dad? Pop!

Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?

Good thing it was a "soft" drink!

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? At least it was a soft drink.

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a soda can?

He was lucky it was a soft drink!