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Social Service jokes

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, "Hurry up, some of us got homes to go to..."

A kid annoyed me the other day. I told him to shut up and go back to his parents. That's the last time I'm going to an orphanage.

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    • I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"

    "What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.

    The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"

    Alternative punchline:

    "I had to call social services, she was only 14."

    Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

    He should just go to his mom and dad!