Social media

Social Media Jokes

My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer. I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.

I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’ I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

*gets hit by a car*

Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"

Me: "Please...I need my...phone"

*opens twitter*

Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"