Social isolation jokes
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
My social life.
F is for friends who don't talk to you.
U is for Ur alone.
N is for never having any plans at all, all you do is sit at home.
Why do y’all do this?
Because you're lonely.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I miss seeing my friends and teachers.
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
Community talk
dude i'm fucking grounded which means I can't even talk to my boyfriend or anyone anymoreeeee
I want some loser no-lifer girlfriend. Here are my preferences: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
smelly, always says she's pheromone maxxing, not fart-or-poop-smelly tho, just all-the-other-parts-smelly if you get me
crusty skin, oily hair, green armpit gas and flies around her, bad breath, people around her would normally gag (but she doesn't go out so the only physical real human she knows is me)
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