Social isolation jokes

Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.

My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.

When your friend asks why you don't smile, then you look at them and realize no one is there because you have no friends. #my life

Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.

After 6 months of lockdown,

I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.