Paintball jokes

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."