Paintball

Paintball Jokes

Man

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't orphans play paintball?

    Because they don't have parent supervision.

    Gun

    Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

    The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

    The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

    The guys die because the guards used real guns.