Paintball jokes

I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.

What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?

A paintball.

Why can't orphans play paintball?

Because they don't have parent supervision.

Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.

The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.

The guys show up and the guards shoot them.

The guys die because the guards used real guns.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

I was working in an iPhone store in Norwich when a man came! He said, "Give me a hat-trick or I will destroy your store!" I said, "No," and he started to smash phones! I immediately screamed, "Important game!" and he disappeared! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my store! 😡😡

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."