Paintball jokes
Why can't orphans play paintball?
Because they don't have parent supervision.
Three guys are escaping from North Korea through a tunnel.
The guards know that they are coming and will shoot them with paintball guns as a warning.
The guys show up and the guards shoot them.
The guys die because the guards used real guns.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Steps to win a Nerf war:
Step 1. Take out Nerf bullets.
Step 2. Load hollow points.
Step 3. Win!
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Pacman 200 balls
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.