Smurf

Smurf Jokes

Hairline

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

Grandma

My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...

Cow

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

Man

A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.

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