what did the 19yr say to the 12yr old?!
wanna play Mario smash bros without Mario or his bros
On 1.April there was a baby born in the hospital when the doctor out of sudden directly takes the baby from the mother and smashes as hard he can to the wall. The mother crying and yelling "What did you do ? You killed my Baby !! Why did you kill my Baby ?". The doctor just laughes and says "April april it was already dead".
Hahaha
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides
When fat people smash it must feel like a huge submarine hitting u
a Woman delivers a baby. The doctor takes the baby, and throws it, smashing around the hospital room, drop-kicking it, etc. The mother starts freaking out, being held back by nurses, begging “WHYYYY!!??”. The doctor holds the baby upside down by the ankle and says “I’m just fucking with you, it was born dead”.
How does a kid with no arms or legs like a video on youtube when they say smash the like button? they literally smash the like button ''uuuuuugghghhhgBANG''
when a person is thinking of a high number in Roblox -smashes keyboard-
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
My friend is gay lol im a spagetie fucc lemme smash becky
