One time Little Johnny heard his parents "wrestling" in their bed. So the next morning, he went to rape all the little girls in school. This then led to his demise. No girls told on him, but when he grew up, he was a raper. He never stopped. In total, "little" Johnny had over 31 sons that he didn't know about. When he was sentenced to jail, he raped all the inmates despite his small figure. He was then sent to the death sentence, "eagle wing" torture style. His parents were happy he died, and the morbid rapist was put down, never to return again. However, all the sons had his genes, including his MINDSET. They then became a cult and shot down 2014 cops, 471 military members and 72951 males and females. The kids, you ask? Only the males were spared, and taught how to operate the guns. All but 419 females were killed. They soon became the world's strongest empire. No one could stop Little Johnny's sons. NO ONE.
I hope all of you had a great merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a good whatever you celebrate! I got so much this year, over $300 of fishing gear, a small 2011 coin mint collection, some coins from the Nazi party, a remote control car, 100 dollars, and more. Say what you guys got in the comments
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
why does micheal jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls
Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small
A big guy told the small gu do u want a little pill Because u look ill or should I smash u
What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson
What is michael Jackson's favorite instrument, a small skin flute
your mum has very small balls. congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's
your mini pecker is so small, the taxi driver said the ride was so short that he'd do it for free.
your foreheda is so big it makes kanye's ego look small
I said something in ur ear and then it echoed because of the size of ur forehead because ur brain small
why are asians dicks to small so they can reset the calcuater
Last night i shared a bed with two of my friends because we were in a small hotel, We had strange dreams last night.
My friend on the left dreamed of getting a hand-job So did my friend on the right
I had a dream of skiing.
A man sees a small boy begging for money He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks "what gave me away?"
The man responds "your parents"
Hi guys jokes for sister so I was. Listening to a song about I hate u r annoying sister I'm small and I'm smart and when I showed it to her she killed me and later I was dancing and crying
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
Anyone can do a Michael Jackson impression all you need is a small boy who can keep a secret.
