Slice jokes
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
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A slag is like the first piece of bread in a loaf. Everyone touches it, but nobody wants it.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them. -Hope Marie Lawson
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.