My wife asked me the other day where I got so much candy. I said, "I always have a few Twix up my sleeve."
My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it says like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out? The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
What kind of shirts does Sally's parents get her?
Long Sleeves
dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE
