Slam Dunk jokes

Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the concert?

To drop some SLAM DUNKS on the mic!

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And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!