Sketchiness jokes

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

Me: ...

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."