Sketchiness jokes
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.