Sketchiness jokes
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.
Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.
Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?
Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.
Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.
Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.
Me: ...
I once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, "They're all dead hookers once they're in the trunk."
A cartoonist was found dead in his home.
The details are SKETCHY! :)
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
Me and a person downtown.
Person: Hey, crazy Saturday night.
Me: I guess so.
Person: Why do people do crazy stuff like this?
Me: I don't know. I used to, but don't anymore.
Person: Why'd you stop?
Me: Unfortunately, I lived every time I'd try something.