a skeleton goes sky diving. doesn't come back in one piece
Q:why doesn't a skeleton mother drink water? A:because it gives her more work!
why did the skeleton did not cross the road
beaucuse it did not have the gusts
Teacher; why did the skeleton know the weather outside(shrugs shoulders) student; cuz he could feel it in his bones(lenny face) teacher:no he read the weather report you fucking idiot
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An UN-ARMED skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party : He had nobody to go with
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What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at you're pun?
Looks like someones funny bone is broken😁
I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He B*NED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend? A: Will you marrow me?
I once met a skeleton, I asked if I could tell him a joke, he agreed, I told him it, he found it quite “humerus”.
What do you call girl skeleton dancing... A bone et
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom, because he had no BODY to go with.... i could have said a skeleTON more jokes.. but i think that might brake your funny bone
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Why didn't the skeleton want to make art anymore? He didn't have the heart to put into it.
What did the skeleton say when the other skeleton lied to him. "You can't lie to me! I can see right through you!"
What do skeletons say before they eat? Bone Apetit ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
what does we call a skeleton who has a ton of travels. a skele-TON
what did the skeleton say to shrek? jump on me I can have two layers of skin to
