Six Year Old

Six Year Old Jokes

Wife

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Basement

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

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  • Class

    A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

    Sex

    What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

    There’s twenty of them.

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  • Year

    What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

    There's twenty of them.