Six Year Old jokes

What’s the difference between air and a six year old?

Air has resistance.

I pulled my kid out of school after a woke teacher taught my six-year-old about pronouns! Yesterday, it was "he/she," today, "they/it," tomorrow, "I/you/we!"

What's the difference between a six-year-old and a submarine?

I've never been inside a submarine.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.

What is black and blue and really hates sex?

The six-year-old in my basement.

A 6-year-old told the class the first time she got AIDS. The teacher listened. She said she scraped her knee. The girl was sent to an asylum. When she got out, she was 20. She had AIDS.

What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

What's the best thing about f***ing twenty-six year olds?

There's twenty of them.