I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old...
What is black and blue and really hates sex?
The six-year-old in my basement.
A 6-year old told the class the first time she got aids, the teacher listened she said she scraped her knee the girl was sent to a asylum when she got out she was 20 she had aids
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Whats the best thing about fucking twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them.
