Siris jokes

What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.

How were Stephen Hawking's best mates, Siri and Google?

Who is Stephen Hawking's wife?

The American Siri.

What did Google Translate say to Siri?

"Why are you so Siri-ous?"

Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got so many bitches?

Because he is never around Siri.

Stephen Hawking and his wife Siri’s favorite place to eat is Meals on Wheels!

What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.

What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"

Stephen Hawking answers.