Singh jokes

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite childhood song? "The wheels on the chair go round and round....."

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!