Singh jokes

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.

What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.

What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?

Are you 7/11 or 9/11?

Men: "I like dogs."

Women: "I like cats."

Chinese: "Food is food."

Curry.