Singh jokes
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
What do you call a Sikh man standing on a rope? Balan Singh.
In India, 3 things are wide and far everywhere, but no one admits: racism, sexism, and Sunny's jism.
Me: You know what's the favorite slogan that Hindus like the most?
My friend: What?
Me: “kati supari kata paan katiyo ko bhejo pakistan.”
What do you do in India when you need to tell the time but don't have the money for a watch?
You bob your head from side to side like a metronome.
"Sigma" - By every boy in my class.