Silent Treatment jokes
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Well we learned our lesson don't make a baby mad...
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
You text someone to ask them why they snobbed you. Then they snob you again.
My mom calls me.
Me: WHAT MOM?
No answer.
Me: WHAT?
Community talk
Hypothetically. How would you react if I stopped talking anymore because hypothetically someone told me I was annoying as fuck.