Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that's a family photo.
What did the boy said to his brother at chemistry class
Hey Br O
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Why dosened the Orphin date the girl because she is a homei
Yo sis come here sis: what. Me: oh sorry you doing school sis: yup me can i go sis:no way you're going to hug me me: i love you
I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
I was listening to my children praying. And my youngest that can speak said to me: "Mama, why is Gramma dead?" I smiled and told her, "Well, less than 10 years ago when I was 5, your age, my Momma took me into the basement with some hot rando during a party. And 9 months later Shinana was born. One Pedo after another and your 4 siblings are born. The Pedo I met last night told me, 'If your mother's the one making you do this, do what you do best.' I listened and the next day she didn't leave her bed breathing. When the Pedo found out he left me and your soon to be brother." She replies with, "Make his child support expensive!" Now he has to pay me 2,000 U.S. dollars every month. Like the other ones that ran away.
When a cat gets a sibling do they say Oh shit another mew kid?!?!?!?!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
...YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
If you get a divorce with your husband, does that still mean you’re siblings?
Brother: your eyebrows look hella bad Sister : I don’t even think u know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because u have none
My friends: ugh why are you so lazy and no fun My parents: why can't u be like ur siblings My teacher: I don't care if ur depressed focus on ur study! The songs: we understand you :)
Billy: I'm so use to having you in bed with me, I don't know if I'm ready for this long distance relationship
Sally: Ohh, don't worry brother, I'll just be right down the hall...
Smack an orphan what’s he gonna do... tell his parents
I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...
Why did the frog cross the road?
To show his gang that he had guts.
-My brother
When I feel ugly I just look at my brother and get over it
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall .depends on how many you throw
My step bro thought I was single and tried to Take me but I said I'm take and guess what he did cried". Why wwhy would u do that
