Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors? Because you can’t look up to them
I would make a joke about short people but they probably couldn't hear it
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause their closer to hell
Life is to short, just like me. Get roasted short people.
why are short people sad????
don't jugde tho itz crap but________________________________________ coz they couldn't reach happiness
short people tend to get angry easily....
cause there so close to the ground there anger dosent despite easily....
Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!
Ya gotta hand it to short people. . .
I tell short people to reach for the stars
They are always a bit short of reach
