Short People jokes
Where do short people disappear on the first of December?
Santa's Workshop.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
I would make a joke about short people, but they probably couldn't hear it.
You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.
Why do short people laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
Why are short people so angry?? Cause they're closer to hell.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Why are short people sad?
Don't judge though, it's crap but...
Because they couldn't reach happiness.
Short people tend to get angry easily...
'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...
Teacher: What does a chicken give you?
Student: An egg!
Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework!
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
I tell short people to reach for the stars.
They are always a bit short of reach.