Short People

Short People jokes

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Why are short people sad?

Don't judge though, it's crap but...

Because they couldn't reach happiness.

Short people tend to get angry easily...

'Cause they're so close to the ground, their anger doesn't dissipate easily...

Teacher: What does a chicken give you?

Student: An egg!

Teacher: What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework!