Shes jokes
Why did Stephanie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not Stephanie!
Your mum is so fat Les Dawson would agree with me that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand, she throws it.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?
We dunno, she ain't opened it yet.
Your mum is so stupid, she tried to take the crown off a "Keep Calm and Carry On" poster so that she could become the new queen of England.
Yo mama so fat, she fell into a pond and all the fish drowned.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Yo mama such a quitter, she di[ed].
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
You know Sally? She's dead now.
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
Yo mama is so fat when she sees a bus full of white people, she thinks it's a Twinkie, lmao xd.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Yo mama so old, she was in third grade with Moses.
What did one cell say to his sister when she stepped on his toe? Mitosis!
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.
The teacher asked her class to use "definitely" in a sentence. Little Johnny raised his hand to answer, yet the teacher passed him and went on to Kevin. "The sky is definitely blue." "Very good Kevin, but the sky can also be blue or black," the teacher replied.
Little Johnny raised his hand again as high as he could, yet the teacher passed right over him and picked Annie from the back of the room. "The grass is definitely green." "Very good Annie, but it can also be brown." Little Johnny was waving his hand like crazy seeking her attention. Finally, she called on him. "Mine's more of a question, but do farts have lumps in them?" "Why no, Johnny, why would you ask such a question?" She questioned. "Well, if they don't have lumps in them, then I definitely just shit myself."
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.