How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
Shes Jokes
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Why did the skeleton want a friend?
Because she was feeling bonely.
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover. One of her friends asks, "When was the last time you had an orgasm?" She replies, "3 days ago." Dad comes bursting in, "I KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT!"
She was only a potato chip manufacturer's daughter--but she was Frito-Lay!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the devil read the Bible.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, "Isn't it dark down here?" She replies, "I don't know. I can't see."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?
She was fed up with the hole business.
I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!
If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
