Yo mama so short that when she plays mini golf, it's just called golf.
Yo mama so ugly that on Halloween she didn't get candy.
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Only one of Kenny's girlfriends has ever said he's good in bed.
But she has to. She's his mom.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought eating ass was cannibalism.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
Yo Mama So Ugly When She Entered The Scare Factory She Came Out With a Job Application
A girl comes up to her dad and says, "Can I borrow the car tonight? I want to go to this party." Dad says, "If you give a head job..." The girl says, "You're my dad! How can you say that?" Dad says, "If you want the car..." The girl thinks, "Okay." She starts. Dad says, "That tastes like sh*t." Dad: "Yeah, your brother wanted the car this morning."
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
So I was at the store and I saw a pretty woman, and I said, "Hi."
Quickly, she said, "I am not interested. I have a husband."
And when I saw the woman again, she said, "I need help."
I said, "No, call your husband!" KARMA. 😂😜
Yo mama so fat She da ice burg
Yo mama so fat She the ice burgg
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
"I see, I see." "Oh, do you see?" "I see 1st place looking at me." "Hi, don’t be shy, just say hi." She was shy, she didn’t say hi. Softball cheers.
Why did Shelley fall off the swing? She had no arms.
My wife went to make a cake. The recipe said, "Separate two eggs," so she put one egg in the living room.
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
My mom told me she couldn't open the garage door. Then it opened up to me that it wasn't broke anymore.
