She jokes
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at the orange juice because it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so fat that when she went into a crowd wearing a blue shirt, everyone yelled, "Tsunami!"
My girlfriend just broke up with me because I held a door for another girl. She said I was cheating, but the girl I helped was in a wheelchair.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to bed, the house shook.
Yo mama is so fat, she gave a memory foam mattress Alzheimer's.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, she sinks!
Yo mama is so fat when she goes to the dentist, they make her lay face down.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to fill her car with Vin Diesel.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
Yo momma so queer that she thinks Paige Stawicki will be the first female in the NHL.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
Yo mama so old, she was accepted for the museum.
Yo mama so fat she starts the alphabet with the letter O... OBCD.
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Yo mama so stupid, she joined the Squid Game as a sea life lover because she thought it was a game of whoever catches the most octopuses wins.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.