She jokes

Why did the blonde have sex with the Mexican?

Because her teacher told her she had to do an essay.

I confessed to my crush in preschool. Unfortunately, she rejected me. I just carried on and got right back to teaching.

There is this little boy, and he gets in the shower with his mom and looks up and says, "Mommy, what are those?"

She replies with, "These are my headlights."

He looks down and says, "Mommy, what's that?" She says, "That's my garage."

So he gets out of the shower and gets in with his dad and looks down and says, "What is that?" The dad says, "This is my snake."

Later that night, he wakes up in the middle of the night and screams, "Mommy, Mommy, turn off your headlights and close your garage. Daddy's snake is trying to get in!"

"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

Yo mama so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind," she said, "One small step for world domination!"

Your mom is so fat that when she stood on a scale, it said, "We need an actual person, not an elephant!"

Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.

Q: What did the porn actress say when she opened the door?

A: Make sure to come upstairs!

Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.

Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.