Sh joke jokes

I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.

Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.

Me: But they're not that long.