What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others' cocks and shit like that.
