Sexual act jokes

Do you want to play Titanic?

When I say iceberg, you go down on me.

Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

What is the order of finish?

1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.

"China getting this dick in your mouth 😂"

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.