Sexual act jokes

Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.

What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?

I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...

What's the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.