Sexual act jokes
Do you want to play Titanic?
When I say iceberg, you go down on me.
Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.
What is the order of finish?
1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.
2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.
3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.
China servers are up on Fortnite, yeah, check by there.
"China getting this dick in your mouth 馃槀"
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in my ass.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
How long does it take to blow up a baby in the microwave?
I don't know, I close my eyes when I masturbate...
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.