Serve In jokes
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
It took me years to figure out the Oreos served in Lunchables are knock offs. On the cover it says “Chocolate Crème Cookies.” I’ve believed this lie for as long as I can remember. Unless they were real back then? I don’t even know at this point. They sure as hell aren’t real now!
The judge asked me, "How does 5 to 10 years sound?"
I said, "Sexy."
In Soviet Russia, gay sex gets you arrested.
In America, getting arrested gets you gay sex.
Buy KFC or else.
In a normal country, they have lemonade. In Soviet Russia, they have Leninade: "Refresh yourself with a cold war."
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
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This is an article I found. I will vote for this man.
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