Serenity jokes

What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun.

I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?

I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.