Self-importance jokes
I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
What’s better than the best thing ever?
Me being mod.
Memes
"irresistible to women"
I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)
They say people are 75% water.
But I'm 100% useless.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
