Seeking jokes
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Why don’t violists play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.
3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.”
4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop.
5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river.
6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils.
7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope.
8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves.
9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.
10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee.
11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”).
12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted.
13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff.
14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball.
16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing.
17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Kid in 2021: I'm goated at hide and seek.
Anne Frank: I am the hide and seek champion of the world.
One day I was walking along the street and I found some caution tape... Just sitting there torn up... Beat up, and you could barely unravel it anymore because I would just burst into shreds... It kinda reminded me of what happened to my sister's killer... They still haven’t found him yet... I’m really good at hide and seek!
Police seek clues to explain Walmart.
What did me and my uncle call hide and seek? Naked and afraid.