Seeking jokes
Madden, because tissue, I weep Tears like rivers, cascading deep In this world, so full of strife I find solace in this fragile life.
Oh tissue, tender and so pure, Absorbing pain, a whispered cure. Each tear that falls, you gently hold, A conduit for the stories untold.
In the quiet moments, I confide In your embrace, I can't hide The weight of sorrow, the burden's strain You're there, a balm for every pain.
But madden, oh how you disrupt, In your chaos, emotions erupt. You twist and tangle, hearts collide, Leaving us lost, unable to decide.
Yet even in your tangled mess, You bring forth growth, a rare finesse, For in the madness, we find our way To stand tall, facing a brand-new day.
So madden, meet tissue, ever entwined, In this dance of emotions, our souls aligned. Through tears and anger, joy and fears, We find strength, as life perseveres.
Short and sweet, this tale of strife, Unraveling souls, seeking life. Madden, because tissue, we may be, But we'll rise above, forever free.
Fork pierces the flesh. Guided by hunger's demand, Savoury feast waits.
Tines dig deep within, Seeking the sustenance craved, A mealtime delight.
Belly grumbles loud, Yearning for nourishment's touch, Fork answers the call.
Food on the platter, Fork dances with anticipation, To satiate hunger's plea.
Digestion begins, Fork's journey now complete, Nourishing the soul.
Why does the fork go? To bring joy to empty hearts, Satiating needs.
In the stomach's depths, Fork finds purpose and solace, A culinary bond.
With each mealtime tale, The fork carves memories deep, In stomachs it rests.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Q. What is an orphan's favorite game?
A. Hide and seek.
You look like you're playing hide-and-seek with your hairline.
Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?
Because they keepped.
I was playing hide and seek at work the other day. Unfortunately, it ended with me in the hospital, though; ICU.
Why did the orphan go to church?
So he could call someone Father.
Like and comment if you will be my friend!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Anne Frank is still the Nazi hide-and-go-seek champion.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.