Secret Agent jokes

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?

Bubble 07.

What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."