Secret Agent jokes
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
What's a whale's favorite James Bond movie? "License to Krill."
James Bond: Vodka martini.
Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.
James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn't that also make him the worst spy?
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
What does a spy do when he's cold?
He goes under cover.
对不起,我是卧底。
(Duìbùqǐ, wǒ shì wòdǐ.)
Sorry, I'm an undercover.
