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Search Engine Jokes

Google

Google is a woman because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before it makes suggestions.

Google

Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Chinese person

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

Body

Where's the best place to hide a body? In the second page of Google search results.

Women

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Google

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

Google

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Google

How can you tell if Google is a girl?

It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!