Seafood diet jokes

When you are trying to write a speech about Columbus, don't make a joke that he was on a seafood diet because the audience might think you and Columbus were fat. You know, 'see food, eat everything.'

I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌

Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂

Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.

Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.

I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

Why can't blind people have a seafood diet?

They have to see food to eat.