Scrotum jokes

Daughter

  • A daughter asked her mother, “Mom, how do you spell ‘scrotum’?”

    Her mom replied, “Honey, you should have asked me last night—it was on the tip of my tongue.”

    Nut

  • What did one nut say to the other nut? "The guy in the middle's a dick!"

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  • Penis

  • The woman's body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles, while her head can be seen as the head of a penis.

    This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit looks like the schlong.

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  • Community talk

  • I want AG to fuck me. I want him to tie me up so I can only walk on all fours and then for him to stick his cock in my face. I want him to rub it over my face for a solid 10 seconds before sticking it in my mouth. I want him to grab my head and force his cock down my throat repeatedly. Then, I want him to pull out of my mouth and flip me over so I'm facing the ceiling. Then I want him to rub his cock against mine, te… Read more