Science project jokes

Bonnie Blue's son could win a science fair just by participating.

(Kids Doing A Science Project.) Kid 1: Did you bring Uranus?

Kid 2: Never leave home without it.

I make science puns periodically.

I make science puns, but only periodically.

The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

According to scientists, there has been a discovery of water on Mars.

Mars-1

Africa-0

Why is 3 such a helpful number? Because 3 helped out on a science project 4 5!