I wold tell you a time travel joke but you did not like it
What does Star Trek and Toilet Paper have in common??
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"
i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant
What does the starship Enterprise & toilet paper have in common?
Answer: they both circle Ur-Anus looking for Kling-Ons!
Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"
What douse steven king call his wife... The black hole
What did Spock encounter in the Enterprise toilet? -- The Captain's Log.