Schrödinger jokes
Fineman, Einstein, and Schrodinger walked into a bar.
Fineman says, "It appears we're inside a joke."
Einstein says, "But only to an observer who saw us walk in simultaneously."
To which Schrodinger says, "If someone's looking through the window, I'm leaving!"
What did Schrödinger say to Shakespeare?
"To be and not to be."
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
