Schoolchild jokes
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?
Shooting up schoolchildren.
When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."
Mom: "No?"
"Like in heaven?" said the mother.
"No, juice," Sally said.
When your crush walks in class but you're homeschooled...
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.
Teacher: "You can't be here after school without a parent!"
Orphan: -no response-
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."