Schoolchild jokes

When Sally was little, she came home from school and said to her mother, "Mom, I can't believe it! Little John collects Pimmel at school."

Mom: "No?"

"Like in heaven?" said the mother.

"No, juice," Sally said.

What do pedophiles and Sandy Hook have in common?

Shooting up schoolchildren.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.