School bully jokes

What is the best solution for getting bullied at school?

A school shooting.

One day at school, I made fun of a girl who lost her hair from cancer, and my parents made me shave my head.

The next day at school, I made fun of an orphan.

Don't believe what your school bully tells you.

Always take it with a grain of assault.

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.