Satisfactoriness jokes
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
A husband and wife at custody court. The judge looks sternly at the ex-wife.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child?"
Ex-wife: "I brought him into this world, so I should have custody of him."
Judge: "That is a simple yet good reason."
Then the judge looks toward the ex-husband.
Judge: "Why do you think you deserve custody of the child, sir?"
The ex-husband thought long and hard about his response. After a brief moment of silence, he replies, "If I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine or the machine's?"
The happier they get, the less they see.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.